Sources say the former president was spotted on a boat near the infamous island prison, where he allegedly tried offer something to a massive alligator. Witnesses say that Trump maybe got a little overly familiar with the creature, causing some whispering. The {entiresituation was captured on video, and clips have quickly gone popular online.

• It's unclear
• chose Alcatraz
• people are theorizing that he waslooking for attention

Hot off the Press: The Donald and the Danger Lizards!

A shocking development is unfolding at Mar-a-Lago as we speak/right now/at this very moment. Sources report that former President T.D. has confronted a pack of highly venomous lizards, said to be mutated by radiation/the result of government experiments/escaped from Area 51.

Local reporters claim to have seen the former leader battling with the creatures, wielding a golf club. The situation is still developing/unfolding/sketchy, and we await official statements from the White House.

Stay tuned for more updates on this bizarre event!

The Donald's Wild Tour of Alcatraz

Get ready for a wild ride, folks! Tweeter-in-Chief is hitting the rock/island/prison like never before in a tour/experience/adventure they're calling the Gator Gauntlet. Sources say he's planning on showing off/lecturing about/taking control of the island, wearing a MAGA hat the whole time. He's even said he will put in a gold-plated bidet during his visit. This ain't your grandma's tour of Alcatraz, folks. Brace yourselves!

• Will Trump be able to handle the cold?/Will Alcatraz stand up to Trump?/Can anyone stop Trump?
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Crocodile Corrections? Absolutely, Claims President Trump

Folks, lemme tell ya somethin'. That mess down in Florida is gettin' ridiculous. They got these alligators runnin' wild. And what do they do? Nothing! They just let 'em cruise around. But not me, I wouldn't stand for that. We gotta get tough of these beasts. That's why I say we gotta build a croc correction facility - Alcatraz for alligators, folks! That's what makes America great, takin' dealin' with the tough stuff.

• Drain the Swamp!

Trump's Wild Ride: Presidential GATOR Safari!

This ain't your typical golf course, folks. The President himself is hitting the muck on a wild maniacal rampage. That's right, we're talking about Trumpfacing off against alligators. Sources say he's packing his favorite hat and planning on showing those gators who's boss. Will he make a deal with the biggest gator in the swamp? Only time will tell!

This Is Crazy! Trump Goes Cage Diving With Gators

Folks, you are seriously gonna want to hear about this! The Donald himself, previous Prez Trump, has decided to go on a wild adventure. He's trading his golf clubs for some serious courage and is jumping into a pen full of hungry alligators! Sources say that this whole thing was his idea.

What could ever go wrong?? Only time will reveal.